Our community is willing to do whatever it takes to make it through this pandemic.
(and for some of them, it looks like they really mean it)! 

To spice things up, community members are starting to collect donations, and they'll thank their donors with certain rewards once they've raised a certain amount of money. Check out their offerings below, and donate where your heart tells you to!

• The "Chattanooga" - Read an improv book with mouth full of peanut butter. [at $100]
• The "Memphis" - Wear a Mohawk for the remainder of the quarantine. [at $325]
• The ​"Nashville" - Eat Prince's hottest chicken. [at $550]

• The "Here We Go" - Dizzy Bat Spin Challenge in back yard. [at $50]
• The "I Don't Know About This" - Eat 6 saltines in a minute. [at $125]
• The "Oh No" - 10 burpees + Q&A during. [at $225]
• The "What In Sam Heck" - Wake up with Ice Bucket Challenge. [at $375]
• The ​"THE Challenge" - Get bangs. [at ​$575]

• The "Breakfast" - Eat as many chicken nuggets as possible. [at $100]
• The "Mild" - Impressions of anything that donors request. [at $225]
• The "Hot" - 20 minute handstand + Q&A during. [at $350]
• The "Fire" - Full body Ferrari waxing (for maximum shine). [at $450]
• The ​"Diablo" - Hot Ones, but it's probably just Dillon crying regretfully. [at $600]

• The "Bedroom WebCam Ukulele (Banjo)" - Heather and Mike (and for a short time their cat Mr. Mischief) will cross legs on the end of their bed and perform an acoustic rendition of a popular song that, before they do it, would’ve seemed an unlikely candidate for an acoustic cover. (Again most likely on a banjo, not Ukulele.) [at $50]
• The "Live-aid Studio Shot" - Heather and Mike will crowd around a studio mic and belt-out impassioned pleas masquerading as verses and harmonized choruses, with one hand holding a headphone can to one ear, and the other hand raised in a clench fist of solidarity. (Relief Anthem TBD) [at $125]
• The "Tik Tok Dance Number" - Full choreography, Milli Vanillied. (Most likely done to Kesha’s 2009 classic “Tik Tok” cause it just seems appropriate, and the song still cooks) [at $225]
• The "Dramatized Choreographed Production" - Think baby it’s cold outside with much clearer consent. (Romantic number that does not hold-up well TBD) [at $350]
• The "Collaboration" - Heather and Mike will live-write a song with you, with your prescribed lyrics and (some) choreography. (Song necessarily TBD) [at ​$550]

• The "Eye of the Tiger" - Stream an ITriedCooking live cooking show. [at $100]
• The "Lazy Eye" - Watch Jurassic Park (for the first time) and give thoughts throughout. [at $200]
• The "Pinball Wizard" - Play an hour-and-nine-minute long metal song in Guitar Hero (on expert, duh). [at $300]
• The "Master Exploder" - Receive a full makeover from roommates (Haircut, beard trim, makeup). [at $400]
• The "Panic Attack" - Dye his hair blue. [at ​$500]

• The "Van Gogh" - A terrible drawing made by Jones (for each donor). [at $50]
• The "Walt Whitman" - A poem written for you by Jones (for each donor). [at $125]
• The "Aleister Crowley" - A high magik spell of protection by Jones (for each donor). [at $225]
• The "Mountain Goats" - A verse and chorus for you by Jones (for each donor). [at $350]
• The "Danger Jr." - A featured spot in the next Danger Jr. show (for each donor). [at ​$500]

• The "Curly With A Side Of Frizz" - My dog Maximo recites a classic poem (I feed him peanut butter and do a voice over). [at $100]
• The "Stick Straight" - Hula hoop while reciting all the state capitals. [at $200]
• The "Swiss Bish" - Acoustic cover of ‘Savage’ by Meg Thee Stallion. [at $325]
• The "Braids and a Baseball Cap" - I do a full face of makeup with my eyes closed. [at $425]
• The "Space Buns" - Choreographed dance in a banana suit. [at $550]

• The "Air Piano" - Eat a ghost pepper. [at $100]
• The "Thumb Piano" - Create a makeup tutorial. [at $200]
• The "Toy Piano" - Run a Beer Mile (four beers, four laps). [at $325]
• The "Upright Piano" - Write a song for someone while drunk (raffled for one person who donated). That will be both a video of the process and the song itself. [at $425]
• The "Keytar w/ Lasers" - Shave my head (I have never seen my head with no hair). [at $550]

• The "Single" - Eat a hotdog with 3 donor selected toppings. [at $100]
• The "Corndog" - Cover face in 59 layers of highlighter. [at $200]
• The "Double Dog" - Make a stupid dance video to whatever song y'all want. [at $300]
• The "Footlong" - Blue myself and record personalized messages to donors. [at $425]
• The "Daddy's Dog" - Choose an improv related tattoo for me and I’ll get it!!! It can be stupid OR NOT but no names or curse words u deviants!!!!! [at $600]

• The "Hat Trick" - I wear 50 hats while eating breakfast. [at $50]
• The "Questioning of the Jugglers" - 20 minute Q&A while juggling. [at $100]
• The "Epic Gamer Moments" - 2 hour livestream of any video game (chosen by facebook poll). [at $200]
• The "Technical Support" - I destroy my old computer, xbox, and controller with righteous fury. [at $300]
• The "Play It Again, Sam!" - Pick a movie or video game scene to be recreated by me in budget cosplay (chosen by facebook poll). [at $400]

• The "Very Easy" - I'll write you a letter. [$5-9 donations]
• The "Easy" - I'll send you a video of me reading whatever you want. As long or short you'd like! [$10-11 donations]
• The "Medium" - I'll send you a video of me giving my thoughts on the current financial markets. [$12-24 donations]
• The "Very Medium" - Preorder my 2021 calendar. [$25+ donations]
• The "Super Advanced Megatronic Funzone" - I'll sell you Jones Kolbinsky's REAL Belmont University Degree. I have it. And it can be yours. First come first serve. [first $50+ donation]

**COMING SOON**