You're completed our scavenger hunt! Whether through boredom or sheer will to succeed, you've bested our absurd riddles and may now join the scavenger hunt hall of fame! Next time you see Scott Elam at the bar, tell him codeword "Rochambeau." He'll buy you a drink and get your name added below!
Scavenger Hunt Hall of Famers:
None yet! Are you the very first?!